BLASTO'S EPIC BIOS

Here's a rundown of the most legendary, the most epic, the most BLASTO-tastic bios you'll ever read!

Captain Blasto

Captain Blasto is the undisputed king of this dimension. He's got more guns than a hardware store, and he's not afraid to use 'em.

When not busy leading the Epic Blasto Squad, Captain Blasto enjoys extreme knitting, playing the accordion, and yelling at kids to get off his lawn.

Read more about Captain Blasto's sibling rivalry!

Dr. Blasto, M.D.

Dr. Blasto, M.D. is the team's chief medical officer. He's a specialist in the field of explosive injuries and has a Ph.D. in Blasting-ology.

When not tending to wounded Blastos, Dr. Blasto enjoys extreme knitting, playing the accordion, and yelling at kids to get off his lawn (he's got a thing for consistency).

Read about Dr. Blasto's brotherly advice!

Read the full Epic Blasto Squad Chronicles!